Every year is the same story: too many commitments to reduce me to buy Christmas gifts hoards of the final day. Today I made the "big" (better known as the "second curve") and, like every year, I can say that:
1. If you have a shopping cart, go zigzag.
2. If there is a row, this will NEVER be in a straight line, but will take the form of an inverted cone or a futuristic sculpture.
a. If you are in the queue, in front of you people take years to pay.
b. If you are in the queue, jobs are harpies firebrands who hate you to death.
c. Are you the tail, suddenly, all the people as possible and unimaginable want to go in the middle of the row to reach the other side of the complex.
c. If you're not in the queue and you are looking for something will never be found.
d. If you are looking for something and you turn to one of the people, him or you will respond unkindly or you do not respond at all or are in queue to speak with him.
e. If you have just paid Breathe in ten seconds of freedom and leads into the deepest black humor because you realize that you forgot touch something and you have to look that something, take it , is king again tail and have to deal with the Gorgons in menopause.
3. If you walk under the arcades, you'll find anywhere emo and assembling of Truzzi.
4. If you walk under the arcades, there will be another ten thousand people who want to pass the exact spot where you walk. Wrong.
5. If you are in the middle of the road under the snow, regular people in front of you stopped dead every two seconds and you will collide all the time.
6. If you are in a hurry, there are at least two or three choirs singing
7. If you are looking for the perfect gift, does not exist. The only thing you can do is please.
8. If you're looking for the perfect gift for someone, you'll find someone for you .
9. If, back home, you discovered that you have bought all the Christmas presents you had set in the list, you will call your mom and tell you "also includes gifts for Tom, Dick and Harry that I can not do it" . (That's what happened to me ten seconds flat ago)
10. If you do not happen anything that was listed above, you better not let me know, otherwise I could come there and eaten.
ps In any event, the day was more than good! XD
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